Things That Go Bump in Her Head

returnthegayze:

you are eighteen — give or take a few

shots of espresso and one night stands —

and you are sandwiched in the backseat

of the car with the six suitcases you somehow convinced your mother

to let you pack for college — let’s call it,

being upfront to your roommate that you are

coming…

sexhaver:

a 4kids version of End of Evangelion where shinji blows his nose into his hand and mutters “im so stuffed up”

nagareryoma:

when ppl who post gifs and photos of cool Anime but don’t tag it so i don’t know what it is

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lgbtlaughs:

(Note: I’m a female customer sitting in a pub. I’m approached by another male customer while I read a book.)

Male customer: “Hello, my name is ***.”

Me: “That’s nice.”

Male customer: “So can I have your number?”

Me: “Oh. Actually, I’m gay.”

Male customer: “You want to have sex with…

 - Castiel as Gamzee
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karcakes:

utopiansybill:

angelic-moose:

So I’ve been noticing people upping the pitch on Sam and Dean Winchester’s voices to make Dirk and Dave Strider.

So I decided to give Castiel a shot, and…

Talksprite

Oh my god.

mmm, perfect

leftinpurgatory:

celebsthatcopymileycyrus:

This English bull-rat has blatantly stolen Miley’s fahion choices. 

Long hair and plaid shirt. I know this British- basically-unkown-actress is POOR but having to steal and COPY Miley’s style is just rude. What is it with the English  Why does she have to copy MILEY the queen of fashion. She won many fashion awards, has Karen won anything? NO. 

This is just absolutely REPULSIVE that this woman has to steal fashion styles from Miley. tut tut tut…. I am.. I have no words. GO AWAY YOU FAT GIRL.

that Scottish beauty would not be too pleased at you calling her English tbh but

WOAH WOAH WOAH, LONG HAIR AND A PLAID SHIRT

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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SAMMY UR COPYIN MILEY

castiels-hunter:

scorchedtrials:

“IT’S NOT HIS FAULT, HE’S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!” I scream as my favourite character murders another person. 

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mina-marina:

My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers

Poprah